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cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

Child assessment range: from butterfly to spider

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aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

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lulz-time:

Acceptable reaction to misogyny.

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starlightnymph:

Guys on tinder and how to respond to them

starlightnymph:

Guys on tinder and how to respond to them

purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

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imgoddamnpluckyremember:

theafrocentrics:

shartichoke:

learn baby learn

Sword holder

I AM A FUCKING SHARK

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lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

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did-you-kno:

Scientists may soon be able to explain the link between depression and obesity due to a new study which shows that exercise releases a protein in the muscles that combats kynurenine, a chemical in the brain that is linked to causing depression.  Source

did-you-kno:

Scientists may soon be able to explain the link between depression and obesity due to a new study which shows that exercise releases a protein in the muscles that combats kynurenine, a chemical in the brain that is linked to causing depression. Source

ethelreds:

LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING 
dont worry guys this is so legit gladiator would never lie to me

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"When it comes to sex, feminists get a bad (and confusing) rep. We’re both man-haters and whores, unmarryable spinsters and family-destroyers. We purportedly want to outlaw pornography while encouraging adolescent girls to get on the pill. We’re hideous hairy-legged lesbians, and we’re using undergraduate Women’s Studies programs to turn your daughter bisexual. We’re promiscuous oversexed sluts, and we’re angry femi-Nazis because we’re not getting laid.

Critics can’t decide if feminists hate sex or are having too much of it."

Jill Filipovic for the Guardian

Watch out guys, Australian Men’s Health magazine says feminism is making women bad in bed.

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